Harry Quote #335
Quote from Harry in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
Harry: So, uh, Eddie, you want a soda or something? You know, it might not be too cold. I think there's something wrong with the refrigerator. You're not Eddie.
Mascha: No. Eddie gave me the shop.
Harry: Why?
Mascha: Because I asked for it.
Harry: Reasonable. So, uh, would you like a soda?
Mascha: Thanks. I like it when men give me things.
Harry: Me, too. Sometimes the barber gives me a lollipop.
Mascha: Did you go to the barber today?
Harry: No.
Mascha: Did you?
Harry: Yes. [hands her his lollipop]
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Quote from Mary
Nina: Why would he send you the tickets?
Mary: Oh, uh, Frank was having a little trouble maintaining his academic eligibility. I just gave him a little help and guidance.
Nina: "Your classes were so easy. Thank you for letting me coast."
Mary: He was a brilliant student.
Judith: He spelled easy with a "Z."
Mary: Oh, who cares?! I have two tickets to the Super Bowl!
Quote from Dick
Sally: Dick, don't you find it just a little bit odd that a woman that gorgeous likes you?
Dick: You wouldn't think it was odd if I were Mick Jagger.
Sally: Yeah, but Mick Jagger's not a small-town college professor.
Dick: Exactly. And yet he still gets women. Next time, try thinking before you open your mouth.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Dick, Sally, I'd like you to meet Chloe.
Dick: Hi.
Chloe: Hello. I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm Tommy's new girlfriend.
Sally: Wait. Is that true, Tommy?
Tommy: Yes. And yes.
Sally: A woman like that is not supposed to be available to a high school kid. That's why we got him a subscription to Playboy.
Dick: And now we can cancel it. Ba-bam!