Dick Quote #734

Quote from Dick in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1

Dick: [v.o.] How did it happen? It began so innocently. It was a day like any other. I can still remember. I was teaching a class in physics. High Commander's Log, January 12, Earth year 1998. There are some new students in my class today. I usually don't allow students to join my class mid-semester, but I made an exception this time because they walked in and sat down.
Dick: Kepler's third law states what, class?
Bug: A body in motion tends to stay in motion.
Dick: No, no. Bug, I'm looking for a planetary law.
Pitman: Yeah, planets, you know, heavenly bodies? [chuckles]
Dick: Kepler's third law, anybody?
Gabriella: The square of a planet's period of orbit is proportional to the cube of its average distance from the sun.
Dick: Th- Th- That- That's very good, uh...
Gabriella: Gabriella.
Dick: Gabriella.


 ‘36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Tommy: Dick, Sally, I'd like you to meet Chloe.
Dick: Hi.
Chloe: Hello. I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm Tommy's new girlfriend.
Sally: Wait. Is that true, Tommy?
Tommy: Yes. And yes.
Sally: A woman like that is not supposed to be available to a high school kid. That's why we got him a subscription to Playboy.
Dick: And now we can cancel it. Ba-bam!

Quote from Dick

Sally: Dick, don't you find it just a little bit odd that a woman that gorgeous likes you?
Dick: You wouldn't think it was odd if I were Mick Jagger.
Sally: Yeah, but Mick Jagger's not a small-town college professor.
Dick: Exactly. And yet he still gets women. Next time, try thinking before you open your mouth.

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.