Dick Quote #734
Quote from Dick in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
Dick: [v.o.] How did it happen? It began so innocently. It was a day like any other. I can still remember. I was teaching a class in physics. High Commander's Log, January 12, Earth year 1998. There are some new students in my class today. I usually don't allow students to join my class mid-semester, but I made an exception this time because they walked in and sat down.
Dick: Kepler's third law states what, class?
Bug: A body in motion tends to stay in motion.
Dick: No, no. Bug, I'm looking for a planetary law.
Pitman: Yeah, planets, you know, heavenly bodies? [chuckles]
Dick: Kepler's third law, anybody?
Gabriella: The square of a planet's period of orbit is proportional to the cube of its average distance from the sun.
Dick: Th- Th- That- That's very good, uh...
Gabriella: Gabriella.
Dick: Gabriella.
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Quote from Mary
Nina: Why would he send you the tickets?
Mary: Oh, uh, Frank was having a little trouble maintaining his academic eligibility. I just gave him a little help and guidance.
Nina: "Your classes were so easy. Thank you for letting me coast."
Mary: He was a brilliant student.
Judith: He spelled easy with a "Z."
Mary: Oh, who cares?! I have two tickets to the Super Bowl!
Quote from Dick
Sally: Dick, don't you find it just a little bit odd that a woman that gorgeous likes you?
Dick: You wouldn't think it was odd if I were Mick Jagger.
Sally: Yeah, but Mick Jagger's not a small-town college professor.
Dick: Exactly. And yet he still gets women. Next time, try thinking before you open your mouth.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Dick, Sally, I'd like you to meet Chloe.
Dick: Hi.
Chloe: Hello. I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm Tommy's new girlfriend.
Sally: Wait. Is that true, Tommy?
Tommy: Yes. And yes.
Sally: A woman like that is not supposed to be available to a high school kid. That's why we got him a subscription to Playboy.
Dick: And now we can cancel it. Ba-bam!