Dick Quote #694

Quote from Dick in Jailhouse Dick

Eddie: Look, I really appreciate you paying my fine and the soup and the 3-pack of underpants and everything, but I better get going.
Dick: No, Eddie, you don't have to go anywhere. You're staying here with us.
Eddie: Thanks, but you've done enough.
Dick: That's the problem, Eddie. No one's done enough. No one's ever taken responsibility for you. But I will. This house, Eddie is a house of love. But be warned, it is also a house of discipline. There will be rules, yes. There will be a curfew. However, that curfew is 3 a.m., so it shouldn't cramp your style.


 ‘Jailhouse Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Dick: You know, I really feel like I accomplished something. It's not easy to change a man.
Sally: Hmm. Or a dog. You know, I found it's virtually impossible to teach a dog, especially an old one, anything new. You know, like a trick.

Quote from Don

Dick: So, if he can't pay his fine, he just-
Don: Well, he'll just sit there for a few days and think about what he's done.
Dick: Hmm. And that'll teach him that jail is a dirty, horrible place, and he'll never want to return?
Don: Exactly. In fact, this is the fifth time he's learned that very lesson.
Dick: The fifth time? Why does he keep coming back?
Don: Ah, it's just the way they are.
Dick: Then what's the point of this place? It's just a revolving door, a hopeless hotel whose residents check in and out between crimes. And you, Don, you're nothing more than a bellhop with a badge.
Don: I am not.
Inmate: Hey, can I get a clean towel and a Wall Street Journal?
Don: Will you shut up in there?!

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.