Mary Quote #87
Quote from Mary in Tricky Dick
Dick: Your desk was gone when I got here.
Mary: I believe you.
Dick: [laughs] It was me! I had them take away your desk! Me! [laughs]
Mary: This has got to stop.
Dick: Oh, you just want to quit 'cause you can't win. Oh, my poor defeated Mary. You're just outmatched, that's all. But it takes a big woman to admit that. [sits down and places hands on desk] And just to show there are no hard feelings, I'm going to- My arm is stuck. That's strange. So is this one. It's almost as if there was glue on my desk.
Mary: Dick, don't be ridiculous. It couldn't be glue. It must be thermal bond epoxy.
Dick: No! Uhhhh! Uhh!
[After Dick tries in vain to wrest his hands free, he sighs and lays his head down on the table]
Mary: [laughs]
Dick: Mistake. Huge mistake.
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Nina: Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! You got something from the White House! Open it!
Mary: What?!
Nina: Open it!
Mary: "Dear Dr. Mary Albright, in recognition of your achievements in the field of undergraduate education, you are hereby invited to the president's dinner honoring academic excellence." Oh, my God. "Enclosed itinerary"... blah, blah, blah... "Cherry Tree Inn on the Potomac. Looking forward to meeting you, sincerely, Bill and Hillary Rodham... Potato Head."
Dick: [laughs]
Mary: Very funny.
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Painter: I got a work order to paint the door.
Dick: Oh! Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, right here. Right over this name. And bigger! And bolder! So when one approaches the door, a mere glance will establish just who's who in this office. [laughs] [exits]
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, he'd be very upset. This says "Dick Solomon." He gets that a lot. It's Dick S-a-l-m-o-n. Salmon. You know, like the big, pink, stinky fish.