Dick: Your desk was gone when I got here.
Mary: I believe you.
Dick: [laughs] It was me! I had them take away your desk! Me! [laughs]
Mary: This has got to stop.
Dick: Oh, you just want to quit 'cause you can't win. Oh, my poor defeated Mary. You're just outmatched, that's all. But it takes a big woman to admit that. [sits down and places hands on desk] And just to show there are no hard feelings, I'm going to- My arm is stuck. That's strange. So is this one. It's almost as if there was glue on my desk.
Mary: Dick, don't be ridiculous. It couldn't be glue. It must be thermal bond epoxy.
Dick: No! Uhhhh! Uhh!
[After Dick tries in vain to wrest his hands free, he sighs and lays his head down on the table]
Mary: [laughs]
Dick: Mistake. Huge mistake.