Dick Quote #603
Quote from Dick in Tricky Dick
Tommy: What can you do? You do things your way, they're not happy. You do things their way, they're still not happy.
Dick: When are we gonna learn you can't deal with women? The female feigns weakness only to use it as a weapon. It's like the praying mantis. Yeah. She acts so fragile and willowy, but when the male approaches, she sprays poisonous mucus from her eyelids, and he bursts into flames.
Tommy: Praying mantises don't do that.
Dick: So what? The analogy stands. You can't negotiate with them, Tommy. You gotta give as good as you get. Now, Mary found that out. Oh, yeah. The hard way.
Harry: Why are there office supplies stuck to the side of your head?
Dick: That's where I keep them.
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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Ah, don't listen to him, boys. I love rock and roll. I used to be a groupie for the Kingston Trio.
Harry: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go.
Mrs. Dubcek: I had an all-access pass. As a matter of fact, so did they.
Quote from Dick
Nina: Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! You got something from the White House! Open it!
Mary: What?!
Nina: Open it!
Mary: "Dear Dr. Mary Albright, in recognition of your achievements in the field of undergraduate education, you are hereby invited to the president's dinner honoring academic excellence." Oh, my God. "Enclosed itinerary"... blah, blah, blah... "Cherry Tree Inn on the Potomac. Looking forward to meeting you, sincerely, Bill and Hillary Rodham... Potato Head."
Dick: [laughs]
Mary: Very funny.
Quote from Mary
Painter: I got a work order to paint the door.
Dick: Oh! Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, right here. Right over this name. And bigger! And bolder! So when one approaches the door, a mere glance will establish just who's who in this office. [laughs] [exits]
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, he'd be very upset. This says "Dick Solomon." He gets that a lot. It's Dick S-a-l-m-o-n. Salmon. You know, like the big, pink, stinky fish.