Dick Quote #541
Quote from Dick in Dick and the Single Girl
Sonja: Oh, really? Then I have something to tell you, my darling, but my words would be hollow unless sung. Please sit. [sings] First there was Newton Who could tell how things fell But I never have fallen that way Then there was Hawking Who told of black holes But I've never been sucked in, per se And no one, not Einstein Has made me feel as fine As Solomon's made me today...
Dick: I gotta go.
Sonja: You've awakened my passion, Dick Solomon You've made physics a physical thing
Dick: I did?
Sonja: Our electronics magnetic Our energy's kinetic My harmonic is oscillating
Dick: Oh, lord!
Sonja: You've awakened my passion, Dick Solomon
Dick: Please stop!
Sonja: You've made my life turn on a dime
Dick: Chiffon.
Sonja: I know this sounds crass But your energy times my mass Would create an explosion through time.
Dick: Listen, Sonja, no. Oh my god, we're skipping!
[As they dance, Sonja removes Dick's belt and his pants fall]
Sonja: Oh my god! Can't you see it's bigger than both of us?
Dick: Well, thank you, but... I- I feel I have to go home!
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Quote from Don
Don: What the heck is going on here? You almost made me spill my joe.
Sally: That noise, Don, what is it?
Don: All right, everyone, there's no need to panic. This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Dick: Why? Is there an emergency?
Don: No. This has only been a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed on where to go in your area for shelter.
Tommy: Shelter from what?
Don: Bombs.
Dick: To interrupt a program of this quality under the guise of national security is preposterous!
Quote from Harry
Harry: You know, I bet I could write a killer X Files.
Tommy: I could write one in my sleep.
Harry: I could write one hanging upside-down.
Tommy: I could write one with crayon.
Harry: I could write one if I lost both my arms and had to type with my feet.
Tommy: I could write one-
Dick: I want to watch one! Why don't you shut up and go write one?
Tommy: Fine, then. We will. Come on, Harry.
Harry: Yeah, come on.
Dick: Good! And when it's on TV, I'll talk all through the damn thing, see how you like it!
Harry: Someone should take the probe out of his butt.
Quote from Harry
Tommy: Okay, Harry, the first scene is critical. We have to hook the viewers with something exciting.
Harry: How about a picnic?
Tommy: Picnics aren't exciting.
Harry: I've been to some exciting picnics.