Quote from Harry in Dick and the Single Girl
Harry: You know, I bet I could write a killer X Files. Tommy: I could write one in my sleep. Harry: I could write one hanging upside-down. Tommy: I could write one with crayon. Harry: I could write one if I lost both my arms and had to type with my feet. Tommy: I could write one- Dick: I want to watch one! Why don't you shut up and go write one? Tommy: Fine, then. We will. Come on, Harry. Harry: Yeah, come on. Dick: Good! And when it's on TV, I'll talk all through the damn thing, see how you like it! Harry: Someone should take the probe out of his butt.