Dick Quote #480

Quote from Dick in Dick Behaving Badly

Dick: Mary, we need to talk.
Mary: Oh, Dick can it wait? I'm late for class.
Dick: Mary, I will not be wearing my blue suit to our party tomorrow night.
Mary: That's okay.
Dick: You're positive, it's all right?
Mary: Sure.
Dick: Oh, great. That's great. I'll wear my brown suit.
Mary: Uh, no, no, no. Why don't you wear your blue blazer and khakis?
Dick: Okay.
Mary: And you really should get a haircut before tomorrow night. You can go at lunch.
Dick: No, absolutely not! I'll go at 2:00.

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 ‘Dick Behaving Badly’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Tommy: Good morning, Harry. What are you eating?
Harry: New cereal.
Tommy: Monopoly?
Harry: Finally a cereal about real estate.
Sally: Uh, Harry, that's a game, like Life.
Harry: Life's a cereal too.
Tommy: And a magazine.
Sally: Yeah, and a bowl of cherries, but that doesn't change the fact that you're eating little plastic houses.
Harry: Plastic, no. These houses are just stale. [spits out] Stale plastic!

Quote from Judith

Judith: Men - can't live with them... Good night, Mary.

Quote from Nina

Dick: Nina, do you think I'm whipped?
Nina: "Whipped"?
Dick: I know, it's crazy.
Nina: [chuckles] By Dr. Albright?
Dick: What was I thinking?
Nina: Dr. Solomon?
Dick: Yes, Nina.
Nina: You are wrapped around that woman's finger like a yo-yo. And she is always walking the dog.