Tommy Quote #110
Quote from Tommy in Same Old Song and Dick
August: I can't believe you just at there like everyone else. You didn't even try to help me.
Tommy: August, ever since I've known you, you've always been so together.
August: What?
Tommy: Well, it's just everything you say and everything you do and everything you are is so perfect, and up there was the first time I ever saw you actually be human. You know, that's what I'm looking for in a woman.
August: Perfect? Me? I just got a C- in phys ed 'cause I can't lift my own body weight. I bite my nails. I have a lousy sense of direction. And this nose is not exactly Cindy Crawford's.
Tommy: You're right. It hooks a little to the left there-
August: So, I am not perfect.
Tommy: Certainly are not. Good. But why stop at the nose? I mean, you're- Stop at the nose.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Same Old Song and Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Dick: I don't want normal! I want ceaseless joy and never-ending passion like Romeo and Juliet!
Mary: They both wound up dead.
Dick: Antony and Cleopatra.
Mary: Dead.
Dick: That couple from Wuthering Heights.
Mary: Insane and dead.
Dick: F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda.
Mary: Drunk, insane and dead.
Dick: Tristan und Isolde.
Mary: Abgeschossen.
Dick: Ah-ha! Siegfried and Roy!
Mary: Okay, one.
Quote from Harry
Harry: No, Sally, no. I mean, I have a difficult job too. When- And- I think that you should shut up.
Sally: What is your job exactly?
Harry: I am the sponge. I know many things.
Sally: Like what, oh, great sponge?
Harry: Okay. Like how many bags of trash do our neighbors produce per week. What are Barney's friends names? His real friends. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble! You don't know, do you?
Tommy: Well, he's got you there.
Quote from Tommy
Sally: But, um I do all the shopping, cooking, cleaning, banking and the killing of all spiders!
Harry: Ha, spiders! Spiders are more afraid of us than we are of them.
Sally: Harry, there's a spider on your neck.
Harry: Get it off! Get it off! Ah, that's very funny.
Sally: See, Harry, you could never handle my job!
Harry: I could do it with my eyes closed.
Tommy: You do everything with your eyes closed.