Quote from Harry in Same Old Song and Dick
Harry: No, Sally, no. I mean, I have a difficult job too. When- And- I think that you should shut up. Sally: What is your job exactly? Harry: I am the sponge. I know many things. Sally: Like what, oh, great sponge? Harry: Okay. Like how many bags of trash do our neighbors produce per week. What are Barney's friends names? His real friends. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble! You don't know, do you? Tommy: Well, he's got you there.