Dick Quote #413

Quote from Dick in Proud Dick

Dick: Thank you for making Rusty's a part of your day. Hello, Bug, Pitman. Welcome to Rusty's. How may I serve you?
Pitman: We're not hungry, Dr. Solomon.
Bug: We just wanted to come in and see if you were really flippin' patties in the hamburger freak-out ward.
Dick: You insolent little twerps! I should-
Bug: Well, what do we have here? A customer satisfaction card.
Pitman: Mmm! "Rate the performance of your server."
Both: "F."
Dick: Thank you for making Rusty's a part of your day. [they laugh]

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 ‘Proud Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Sally: All right, gentlemen, prepare yourself for a fancy feast.
Dick: Fancy feast? Can we afford that?
Sally: Yes, we can. Because while I was shopping today, I found this aisle in the back that had these unbelievable savings. Tuna, liver, and even seafood blend for you finicky types.
Tommy: Wait a minute. You're feeding us cat?
Sally: It's not cat, Tommy, it's salmon. There's just a picture of a cat on the label. The best part is, next to the food they had these adorable little gifts. Look.
Dick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I've never been happier in my life!
Sally: I was playing with it today, and it got stuck behind the refrigerator, and I went nuts trying to get it!

Quote from Dick

Dick: Hmm. I made the front page of the Daily Badgerian again.
Sally: What's it say? "Physics professor calls Einstein 'idiot', proclaims self much smarter."

Quote from Harry

Harry: No sofa? That's weird. Mmm. High Commander's log book. Well, this sounds interesting. January 9th. "We have successfully assumed human form and have tricked the earthlings into thinking that we are of their species." Oh, my God! They're aliens!