Dick Quote #411
Quote from Dick in Proud Dick
Dougy: Solomon, you're supposed to ask him if he wants a fried apple pie with that.
Dick: But Dougy, I can't. I mean, just look at him. The Rusty burger alone is enough to give him a coronary. The fried pie will be the death blow!
Don: Look, I didn't go to hamburger college to take crap from you.
Dick: Hamburger college. They're not by chance looking for a physics professor, are they?
Don: It's a hamburger school!
Dick: Once again, I find myself at the mercy of someone I wouldn't let pick my nose. I'm the most qualified. I'm the smartest. I should be running Rusty's!
Don: That's it. You're off register. Report immediately to the drive-thru window.
Dick: Demoted? Dougy, no!
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Quote from Sally
Sally: All right, gentlemen, prepare yourself for a fancy feast.
Dick: Fancy feast? Can we afford that?
Sally: Yes, we can. Because while I was shopping today, I found this aisle in the back that had these unbelievable savings. Tuna, liver, and even seafood blend for you finicky types.
Tommy: Wait a minute. You're feeding us cat?
Sally: It's not cat, Tommy, it's salmon. There's just a picture of a cat on the label. The best part is, next to the food they had these adorable little gifts. Look.
Dick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I've never been happier in my life!
Sally: I was playing with it today, and it got stuck behind the refrigerator, and I went nuts trying to get it!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Hmm. I made the front page of the Daily Badgerian again.
Sally: What's it say? "Physics professor calls Einstein 'idiot', proclaims self much smarter."
Quote from Harry
Harry: No sofa? That's weird. Mmm. High Commander's log book. Well, this sounds interesting. January 9th. "We have successfully assumed human form and have tricked the earthlings into thinking that we are of their species." Oh, my God! They're aliens!