Harry Quote #201

Quote from Harry in Proud Dick

Harry: Mmm, my favorite! Meat loaf deluxe-O.
Sally: Well, Harry, we haven't had that since Dick quit his job three weeks ago.
Harry: Dick quit his job?
Tommy: Yeah, why do you think he was working at Rusty's?
Harry: Dick was working at Rusty's?
Sally: Geez, Harry, don't you know anything?
Harry: No. All I know is, I got a transmitter in my head and Charlie's Angels is on weeknights at 7:00.
Dick: Oh, my god! It's 7:00 now!

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Quote from Sally

Sally: All right, gentlemen, prepare yourself for a fancy feast.
Dick: Fancy feast? Can we afford that?
Sally: Yes, we can. Because while I was shopping today, I found this aisle in the back that had these unbelievable savings. Tuna, liver, and even seafood blend for you finicky types.
Tommy: Wait a minute. You're feeding us cat?
Sally: It's not cat, Tommy, it's salmon. There's just a picture of a cat on the label. The best part is, next to the food they had these adorable little gifts. Look.
Dick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I've never been happier in my life!
Sally: I was playing with it today, and it got stuck behind the refrigerator, and I went nuts trying to get it!

Quote from Dick

Dick: Hmm. I made the front page of the Daily Badgerian again.
Sally: What's it say? "Physics professor calls Einstein 'idiot', proclaims self much smarter."

Quote from Harry

Harry: No sofa? That's weird. Mmm. High Commander's log book. Well, this sounds interesting. January 9th. "We have successfully assumed human form and have tricked the earthlings into thinking that we are of their species." Oh, my God! They're aliens!