Sally Quote #136
Quote from Sally in My Mother the Alien
Dick: Lieutenant, you look like hell. I mean the "locked in a car wash overnight" kind of hell.
Sally: Yeah, it's this baby. He ran me ragged all day.
Dick: Oh, that insolent little twerp. He's gone too far. Tomorrow I'm granting you a one-day furlough. Go into town. Get yourself a tattoo.
Sally: I can't. Tomorrow I'm taking the baby to the park, and then the zoo, and then I'm taking him golfing. I think he has real talent.
Dick: I don't understand. You sound like you're actually enjoying this.
Sally: I am. I mean, I know I complained at the start, but, Dick, this is the first assignment I've had where I really feel like I'm using all of me. It sounds crazy, but I cannot do enough for him. The more he needs me, the more I need him. [gasps] I have a great idea. Let's wake him up, then rock him back to sleep.
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‘My Mother the Alien’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: I'll just get my little boy, and I'll be on my way.
Dick: So soon, Mrs. Dubcek? We've been living in this attic for almost a year, and we know very little about you. Sit down. Tell us everything about yourself. Leave nothing out.
Mrs. Dubcek: Why?
Dick: Please, everything. Travel?
Tommy: Marriages.
Harry: Medical history.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, there's a doctor in Mexico that once said I had the exact DNA of a lemur.
Quote from Sally
Dick: What's the matter with you? It's as if this baby has made you go all soft. He's broken down your defenses.
Sally: I know. He's my wittle bunny wabbit.
Dick: God, what kind of talk is that? You're a weapons expert.
Sally: I'm still a warrior. It's just now I'm the protector, not the aggressor.
Dick: Oh, I've heard enough. I'm going to sleep.
Sally: Well, you can't. I've tucked him in your bed.
Dick: As High Commander, I order you to untuck him at once.
Sally: Dick, I'm not taking orders from you anymore. I'm taking orders from a higher commander. His rank: baby.
Dick: But wait! Where am I going to sleep?
Sally: Use his room.
Quote from Dick
Harry: Well, hello, strange baby.
Sally: Who's that?
Harry: I don't know. Some baby.
Sally: That's no baby. Babies are pink, and wrinkly, and wear blankets. Dick, you better come in here.
Dick: Who's this?
Harry: I don't know. Some baby.
Tommy: What does it want?
Dick: I'll find out. What do you want?!