Dick Quote #334

Quote from Dick in Dick the Vote

Sally: I think we should vote for who's High Commander.
Dick: Sure. We're in a democracy.
Tommy: Can we vote for ourselves?
Dick: Of course. I vote for me.
Tommy: I vote for me.
Harry: I vote for me.
Sally: I vote for me.
Dick: High Commander breaks the tie. I win.
Tommy: Wait, wait, wait. Let's vote again. This time I vote for Harry.
Dick: Nuh-uh. This is America. You've got to wait four years.
Sally: That's not fair.
Dick: God bless America.

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 ‘Dick the Vote’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.

Quote from Harry

Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]