Sally: I think we should vote for who's High Commander.
Dick: Sure. We're in a democracy.
Tommy: Can we vote for ourselves?
Dick: Of course. I vote for me.
Tommy: I vote for me.
Harry: I vote for me.
Sally: I vote for me.
Dick: High Commander breaks the tie. I win.
Tommy: Wait, wait, wait. Let's vote again. This time I vote for Harry.
Dick: Nuh-uh. This is America. You've got to wait four years.
Sally: That's not fair.
Dick: God bless America.