Dick Quote #326
Quote from Dick in Dick the Vote
Man: Here's a list of candidates and referendums. So you're all set. You come back here in two weeks to vote.
Dick: Right. And how many times do I get to vote?
Man: One time.
Dick: And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?
Man: No.
Dick: Have you noticed how tall I am?
Man: We all get one vote.
Dick: So your opinion counts equally with mine?
Man: You got it.
Dick: You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table.
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‘Dick the Vote’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.
Quote from Harry
Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]