Man: Here's a list of candidates and referendums. So you're all set. You come back here in two weeks to vote.
Dick: Right. And how many times do I get to vote?
Man: One time.
Dick: And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?
Man: No.
Dick: Have you noticed how tall I am?
Man: We all get one vote.
Dick: So your opinion counts equally with mine?
Man: You got it.
Dick: You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table.