Harry Quote #140

Quote from Harry in See Dick Continue to Run: Part 2

Evil Dick: Okay, so, apparently, I won't be impregnating the entire population of Ohio, but all fertile women of childbearing age who are not currently pregnant, and that's a lot. We're talking lots of women here who will soon find themselves now pregnant by me. It's as easy as one... [machine whirs] two... [machine whirs louder] three.
Dick: Yes! Yes, that will show him.
Evil Dick: Not that I care but, uh, show who?
Dick: Your father, that unfeeling purple tube who gave you life but wouldn't give you love.
Evil Dick: You know nothing of my father. So why don't you just shut up? 'Cause you don't know him.
Dick: You don't have to defend him. You can't change the past. You have to live in the now. This is the '90s, girlfriend.
Evil Dick: All I ever wanted was approval. Is it any wonder I wet my bed?
Dick: I'm with you. [Dick signals for Sally, Harry and Tommy to come untie him] Your father's got you all caught up in his emotional red tape, and you need to cut yourself free.
Harry: What would you say if I told you that your father was here tonight? Come on out!
Dick: What?
Harry: I'm just kidding. He's not really here.

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 ‘See Dick Continue to Run: Part 2’ Quotes

Quote from Tommy

Mary: What's going on? Dick is acting strangely.
Tommy: Listen, Dr. Albright. Dick, he's got a lot of baggage. It's an internal struggle.
[Dick and Evil Dick continue fighting in the living room]
Mary: Oh, that poor thing. I didn't know.
Tommy: No, you couldn't know, 'cause he's been afraid. See, he's been lonely for such a long time. And as the years went by, he fell into despair and lost all hope, for what woman could ever learn to love a beast?

Quote from Dick

Dick: So what do we do now?
Mary: Well, it's been a long night, but why don't you just put your arm around me, and we'll look up at the stars?
Dick: The stars, yes. They look like lovers locked in a celestial embrace.
Mary: Why don't you just look at those trees?
Dick: The trees, they look like lovers, their limbs exploring and fondling each other.
Mary: How about we look at that couple in the window?
Dick: Wow! They're going at it like trees.

Quote from Dick

Evil Dick: Stay and witness my moment of glory as I impregnate the entire population of Ohio with my demon progeny.
Tommy: Wait, wait, wait. Even the men?
Evil Dick: Okay, not the men.
Sally: Not little girls?
Evil Dick: No, no, not them.
Tommy: Wait. What about elderly women?
Evil Dick: I don't think so.
Harry: What about women who are already pregnant?
Evil Dick: Oh, shut up, all of you!