Dick Quote #1680
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two
Dick: [grabs a devolver] Aha! I've got you now!
Dr. Liam Neesam: That's not the real devolver. Do you think I'd be stupid enough to give you the real devolver? This is the real devolver.
Dick: Oh, it's beautiful. Can I see it?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Mm-hmm. [gives Dick a second devolver]
Dick: Aha! I've got you now!
Dr. Liam Neesam: I said, do you think I'd be stupid enough to give you the real devolver? The real devolver's in my pants pocket. Uh... see?
Dick: Are you sure that's the real devolver?
Dr. Liam Neesam: What?
Dick: Well, you said it was in your pants pocket, but then you got it out of your jacket pocket.
Dr. Liam Neesam: So I did. Well... That's rather embarrassing. I seem to have lost track of the real devolver. Um, do either of yours say "real devolver" on the top there in yellow letters?
Dick: No. I don't think so.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh, that's funny. [Dick tries on devolver and throws it in the trash] Well, how on earth did that happen? [Dick tries the other and throws it away] Where's the other one? I took the label off and I put it in the...
Dick: Do you want me to hold that one for you?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Yes. [hands Dick the third devolver] Um... Oh, I remember! I took it out of the fridge and I put it in there, 'cause I had my wallet in my pants pocket, so it's in... It's in the... [sees Dick aiming the devolver at him] Oh, could I have that? [Mary enters]
Dick: Stay where you are. Goodbye, Liam.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh, I say!
[Dick uses the devolver to transform Dr. Liam Neesam into a monkey. Mary gasps]
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‘Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Dick: I've got horrible news. Brace yourselves. Liam Neesam is back.
Harry: Liam who-some?
Sally: Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here to destroy Earth, but then he didn't 'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
Harry: Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the other Liam Neesam. You know. The plumber?
Sally: Oh, yeah.
Quote from Harry
Harry: You guys! You guys! You guys! What's our favorite movie?
Sally & Tommy: Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
Harry: Well, feast your eyes on this!
Sally & Tommy: Arthur?
Harry: Yeah! There's a prequel.
Sally: Well, who knew? This is gonna answer so many questions about Arthur 2.
Harry: Yeah. Like the "2."
Quote from Harry
Dick: He's better than me at everything.
Sally: Oh, man. You're screwed.
Tommy: Well, maybe he isn't. Liam still thinks that Dick is a human, and as a human, Dick is no competition. But Dick is not a human.
Sally: See, if Liam knows that Dick's an alien, they'll be on the same wavelength. He'll have to respect him, and then he'll back off Albright.
Dick: That's brilliant! So, I'll just tell him.
Harry: As long as you realize that by telling him, you may be forfeiting your inheritance.
Sally: Oh, that's Arthur.
Harry: Yeah. See? It all comes back to Arthur.
[All sing "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur]