Harry Quote #725
Quote from Harry in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two
Dick: He's better than me at everything.
Sally: Oh, man. You're screwed.
Tommy: Well, maybe he isn't. Liam still thinks that Dick is a human, and as a human, Dick is no competition. But Dick is not a human.
Sally: See, if Liam knows that Dick's an alien, they'll be on the same wavelength. He'll have to respect him, and then he'll back off Albright.
Dick: That's brilliant! So, I'll just tell him.
Harry: As long as you realize that by telling him, you may be forfeiting your inheritance.
Sally: Oh, that's Arthur.
Harry: Yeah. See? It all comes back to Arthur.
[All sing "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur]
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‘Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Dick: I've got horrible news. Brace yourselves. Liam Neesam is back.
Harry: Liam who-some?
Sally: Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here to destroy Earth, but then he didn't 'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
Harry: Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the other Liam Neesam. You know. The plumber?
Sally: Oh, yeah.
Quote from Harry
Harry: You guys! You guys! You guys! What's our favorite movie?
Sally & Tommy: Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
Harry: Well, feast your eyes on this!
Sally & Tommy: Arthur?
Harry: Yeah! There's a prequel.
Sally: Well, who knew? This is gonna answer so many questions about Arthur 2.
Harry: Yeah. Like the "2."
Quote from Dick
Dr. Liam Neesam: Well, I'm off.
Dick: Goodbye, Liam. The greatest privilege one has on earth is the chance to feel the bond of the human experience. I'm only sorry that you never got to feel it.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Yuck! Well, then.
["Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur plays]
Dr. Liam Neesam: What's that song?
Sally: Oh, that's the theme from Arthur.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh, it's catchy. No, no. You won't find me falling for any of that sentimental nonsense. No, no. Arthur, eh?
Dick: Yeah. He's a rich man with a drinking problem.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Ah. Well, anyway, when I set out to do something, I do it.