Dick: [grabs a devolver] Aha! I've got you now!
Dr. Liam Neesam: That's not the real devolver. Do you think I'd be stupid enough to give you the real devolver? This is the real devolver.
Dick: Oh, it's beautiful. Can I see it?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Mm-hmm. [gives Dick a second devolver]
Dick: Aha! I've got you now!
Dr. Liam Neesam: I said, do you think I'd be stupid enough to give you the real devolver? The real devolver's in my pants pocket. Uh... see?
Dick: Are you sure that's the real devolver?
Dr. Liam Neesam: What?
Dick: Well, you said it was in your pants pocket, but then you got it out of your jacket pocket.
Dr. Liam Neesam: So I did. Well... That's rather embarrassing. I seem to have lost track of the real devolver. Um, do either of yours say "real devolver" on the top there in yellow letters?
Dick: No. I don't think so.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh, that's funny. [Dick tries on devolver and throws it in the trash] Well, how on earth did that happen? [Dick tries the other and throws it away] Where's the other one? I took the label off and I put it in the...
Dick: Do you want me to hold that one for you?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Yes. [hands Dick the third devolver] Um... Oh, I remember! I took it out of the fridge and I put it in there, 'cause I had my wallet in my pants pocket, so it's in... It's in the... [sees Dick aiming the devolver at him] Oh, could I have that? [Mary enters]
Dick: Stay where you are. Goodbye, Liam.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh, I say!
[Dick uses the devolver to transform Dr. Liam Neesam into a monkey. Mary gasps]