Dick Quote #1578
Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Nina: Dr. Solomon, weren't you already warned about skipping class to make phony phone calls?
Dick: I don't have time to teach class today.
Nina: Well, when this kind of "emergency" happens, you should let me know. There's a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for you.
Dick: You know someone who can replace me?
Nina: Yeah. His name's Gary Hemmings.
Dick: Gary. Don't like it, but a name can change. So, tell me about this Gary. Is he quick-witted, well-tempered, virile?
Nina: Uh, maybe I should just go get him.
Dick: Does he like to see snowflakes fall on the face of his beloved? Will he wipe away the sleep from her eyes, only to be blinded by the sunshine of her flawless complexion? Does he have just the tiniest of crushes on Harrison Ford?
Gary Hemmings: [enters] Dr. Solomon? Uh, Nina said you wanted to see me.
Dick: It's like looking into a mirror. My God, you're gorgeous!
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Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
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Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
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Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.