Nina: Dr. Solomon, weren't you already warned about skipping class to make phony phone calls?
Dick: I don't have time to teach class today.
Nina: Well, when this kind of "emergency" happens, you should let me know. There's a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for you.
Dick: You know someone who can replace me?
Nina: Yeah. His name's Gary Hemmings.
Dick: Gary. Don't like it, but a name can change. So, tell me about this Gary. Is he quick-witted, well-tempered, virile?
Nina: Uh, maybe I should just go get him.
Dick: Does he like to see snowflakes fall on the face of his beloved? Will he wipe away the sleep from her eyes, only to be blinded by the sunshine of her flawless complexion? Does he have just the tiniest of crushes on Harrison Ford?
Gary Hemmings: [enters] Dr. Solomon? Uh, Nina said you wanted to see me.
Dick: It's like looking into a mirror. My God, you're gorgeous!