Dick Quote #1550
Quote from Dick in Red, White & Dick
Dick: You would have aced that test. You would have known who elects the President of the United States.
Mary: Of course I would have, darling. It's the people.
Dick: No, it's the electoral college.
Mary: Wait- What- No- Yes! The electoral college.
Dick: You didn't know that.
Mary: Oh, yes, I did.
Dick: Then tell me who becomes President if the President and Vice President both die.
Mary: Secretary of State.
Dick: Wrong! Speaker of the House! Swing and a miss. Strike two, Yankee.
Mary: Why are you putting me on trial?
Dick: Because I've been through hell trying to prove that I'm worthy to be here. While you, a great American, a descendant of boat people, you know just as little about America as I do.
Mary: I know plenty!
Dick: No, you don't! Neither do I! We don't know anything about this country! Isn't that wonderful? I love you, you beautiful American idiot!
Mary: Go to hell, you big dumb Canuck!
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Quote from Nina
Mary: I'm sorry. I get a little passionate about this. You know, my family came over on the Mayflower.
Dick: The Mayflower?
Nina: Oh, boy.
Mary: That's right. Neddy Albright was one of the first settlers to come to America on the Mayflower.
Dick: Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?
Nina: No, we came over on a different boat. But I'm sure we hooked up with the Albrights soon after we arrived.
Quote from Tommy
Dick: You know, I had such a great time with Mary today. In the past, there's always been this human-alien barrier. But today, we were just two Americans.
Tommy: You're Canadian.
Dick: What?!
Tommy: Your passport here says you're Canadian.
Harry: Guilty.
Dick: No! How come I'm not American?
Tommy: Well, I thought it would look pretty suspicious if all four members of our family were from the same country.
Dick: I can't argue with that logic. What am I gonna do? How am I gonna tell Mary that's she's sleeping with the enemy?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Care for a Canadian lager?
Mary: Oh, put that away. We're at school.
Dick: Fine. Fine. Mmm. Mary, this Canadian bacon is good stuff. Would you like some?
Mary: I don't think I've ever had Canadian bacon.
Dick: Oh, Mary, you've been having it for the last four years!