Dick Quote #1528
Dick: Well, all right, I guess I was wrong. [heavy sigh] You don't wanna leave, and I completely respect your desires. I'm sorry I barged in on you.
Tommy: Mm-hm.
Dick: I guess I'd better get back.
Tommy: All right.
Dick: Oh, by the way, good luck on the freshman prank.
Tommy: What- What freshman prank?
Dick: Yeah, you know that sort of antisocial rebellious act that wreaks havoc, but makes you the most popular man on campus. Good luck with that.
Tommy: Wait. Wait, what do you mean? Like- Like putting a goldfish in the dorm water cooler?
Dick: Oh, no, no. [chuckles] No, no, no. Something much more destructive than that. You've gotta do some real damage if you wanna set the girls hearts aflutter.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘B.D.O.C.’ Quotes
Quote from Tommy
Dick: Why did you have to grow up?
Tommy: I don't know. It's just the body I picked.
Dick: Well, I don't like it.
Tommy: Parenting's hard.
Dick: You give love. You give encouragement. You give support. And then, if you do a good job, they just go away.
Tommy: Well, then I guess you did a pretty good job then, right?
Dick: What do you mean?
Tommy: Parental love, at its best, it's the only love there is that inevitably leads to separation.
Dick: How do you always know these things?
Tommy: I'm the Information Officer. I sent you a memo on this, years ago.
Dick: I guess I did do a pretty good job.
Tommy: Yeah.
Quote from Dick
Tommy: You guys didn't have to do this.
Dick: We couldn't send you off to college unprepared, Tommy.
Sally: Oh, I hope we got the right kind.
Harry: Yeah, we shopped for hours.
Tommy: It's beer!
Sally: Ah!
Dick: Not just beer, but...
Tommy: Fake ID.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, take care of yourself, Tommy. I feel like I'm gonna cry. [sneezes on Tommy] No, not cry. Sneeze. All right. Bye-bye.