Dick: Well, all right, I guess I was wrong. [heavy sigh] You don't wanna leave, and I completely respect your desires. I'm sorry I barged in on you.
Tommy: Mm-hm.
Dick: I guess I'd better get back.
Tommy: All right.
Dick: Oh, by the way, good luck on the freshman prank.
Tommy: What- What freshman prank?
Dick: Yeah, you know that sort of antisocial rebellious act that wreaks havoc, but makes you the most popular man on campus. Good luck with that.
Tommy: Wait. Wait, what do you mean? Like- Like putting a goldfish in the dorm water cooler?
Dick: Oh, no, no. [chuckles] No, no, no. Something much more destructive than that. You've gotta do some real damage if you wanna set the girls hearts aflutter.