Dick Quote #1370
Quote from Dick in Youth is Wasted on the Dick
Dick: I'm just so sorry. I've ruined this place that holds so many happy memories for you.
Mary: Memories? No, that old woman was right. My parents only brought drunkenness and chaos to this place. I guess I romanticized it because I was fat and unhappy and I just didn't want to remember it that way.
Dick: That's so sad. Have you ever thought about selling your story to Lifetime? You could call it Fat, Fat Little Girl... the Mary Albright story.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Youth is Wasted on the Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: Sterling Lake is really special to me, Dick. I spent so many happy summers there with my family when I was young.
Dick: Wait a second. You had a youth, too?
Mary: Yes, Dick.
Dick: Well, what was it like, or can you still remember?
Mary: It was wonderful. We lived in log cabins we built ourselves. Oh! And when Mr. Lincoln came to town, we were all a-flutter. What do you think it was like, Dick?
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Are those cops gonna be up here all night? 'Cause I'd really rather have them come down to my place.
Tommy: They're staking out this guy across the street who illegally pirates videos.
Mrs. Dubcek: Does he have any films starring... Chesty Doubloons?
Tommy: Uh, I'm not sure. Why?
Mrs. Dubcek: No reason.
Quote from Nina
Dick: Nina... you still pass for young. What do you do during spring break?
Nina: I like to use the time to relax and find my center again.
Dick: And how do you do that?
Nina: Well, I picture a 50-mile radius around you, and I go outside of that.