Dick Quote #1327
Quote from Dick in Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid
Harry: So let me ask you this: if you're not an alien anymore, am I still an alien?
Dick: I'm not here to define you or anyone. But I will say this: all the cool kids are no longer aliens. I've gotta change. Only one more shopping day before Valentine's, and this time, I'm getting it right. What are you getting for Don?
Sally: Ooh, I'm thinking ham sandwich.
Dick: Great idea.
Sally: Hey, that's what you got Mary last year.
Dick: Yeah, when I was a.... [beeping]... Alien.
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‘Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: I have spent my entire life as a human on the outside looking in. Always trying, approximating, attempting, but never being a human being.
Sally: That's 'cause you're not.
Dick: Lieutenant, I refuse to be defined by who I am. My past has always gotten me into trouble. As of now, I have no past. I am no longer an alien.
Sally: What?
Dick: From now on, I am a human being. I am John Q. Pubic.
Quote from Mary
Dick: So, Mary, what do you want for Valentine's Day this year?
Mary: Oh, I'm not expecting much.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: Well, the first year we dated, you claimed to have never heard of Valentine's Day. The second year you gave me a ham sandwich. That's why I'm not expecting much.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Look what some weirdo left on the porch.
Tommy: Let me see that. "Dear Sally, I can't stop thinking about you."
Harry: Whoa, this guy sounds obsessed.
Tommy: "I stay up at night just to watch you sleep."
Sally: Ew.
Tommy: "On this Valentine's Day your heart will be mine." [Harry screams]
Don: No, you don't understand.
Sally: This is the most creepy, horrible, disgusting thing I have ever encountered.
Tommy: It's a good thing you're dating a cop.
Sally: Yes, it is, yes. Don, should we go outside and look for clues?
Don: Clues? Sure, why not?