Harry: So let me ask you this: if you're not an alien anymore, am I still an alien?
Dick: I'm not here to define you or anyone. But I will say this: all the cool kids are no longer aliens. I've gotta change. Only one more shopping day before Valentine's, and this time, I'm getting it right. What are you getting for Don?
Sally: Ooh, I'm thinking ham sandwich.
Dick: Great idea.
Sally: Hey, that's what you got Mary last year.
Dick: Yeah, when I was a.... [beeping]... Alien.