Sally Quote #490
Quote from Sally in Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
Dick: Sally, Tommy, Harry, please sit down. There's something I have to tell you and it's not going to be easy. I know how much you all enjoy the times that you've spent with Mary and me...
Sally: Dick, is that vest a little stinky?
Dick: Maybe a little.
Sally: Okay, give it to me.
Dick: But Mary and I have come to a decision.
Harry: Well, you know I think those pants might be a little crusty, too.
Tommy: Yeah. Stand up.
[After Dick stands up and slips his shoes off, Sally starts unbuttoning his shirt while Tommy and Harry remove his pants]
Dick: We want to spend all of our free time with Gwen and Larry. Mary says, and I have to agree with her, that it's rare for two couples to mesh together so perfectly. And so I'm afraid that means that we won't be spending any more time with the three of you.
Sally: Aw, that's a shame. Hey, got any quarters?
Dick: Yeah. There's a couple in the left-hand pocket.
Sally: Okay. Great. See you later. Bye-bye.
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‘Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was moist, ma'am.
Crowd: Ah.
Sally: What is the matter with these people?
Tommy: Beats me, ma'am.
Sally: You, buster, you better grow up. You owe this woman twenty minutes of drying time.
Mrs. Dubcek: I told you.
Sally: And you, young lady, you better drop that attitude. Here's a little piece of advice, you've heard this before: Colors fade but dumb is forever. Next! [slams fabric conditioner on the table]
Quote from Dick
Dick: Morning, Mary. Ah, I had a great time last night, didn't you?
Mary: No. Dick, I cannot do that again.
Dick: Oh, you're right. Next time, maybe we should all just stay home and have game night.
Mary: No. No offense, but I cannot spend another evening playing Chutes and Ladders with Sally, Tommy, and Harry.
Dick: What about Kerplunk?
Mary: No, Dick. We need to socialize with other people.
Dick: Right. What about Hungry, Hungry Hippos?