Dick Quote #1319
Quote from Dick in Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
Mary: What the hell just happened here?
Dick: Mary, there's something I haven't told you about those two.
Mary: What?
Dick: They don't- They don't- I don't like them.
Mary: Why?
Dick: They're tedious and pretentious and completely self-absorbed. Mary, our time together is too precious to waste with people like that.
Mary: They were getting a little dull. I found myself doing all the talking.
Dick: I could listen to you all day.
Mary: So, anyway, the trip through wine country. I was with my friend Charlotte. And we...
Dick: Didn't you forget the part about the train ride?
Mary: Yeah. Have I told this already?
Dick: No.
Mary: So, anyway, Charlotte's French...
Both: wasn't very good. And I, of course, had just come back from the Sorbonne so we're sitting at this table, and a man approaches the table wearing the most humongous collar...
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Quote from Sally
Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was moist, ma'am.
Crowd: Ah.
Sally: What is the matter with these people?
Tommy: Beats me, ma'am.
Sally: You, buster, you better grow up. You owe this woman twenty minutes of drying time.
Mrs. Dubcek: I told you.
Sally: And you, young lady, you better drop that attitude. Here's a little piece of advice, you've heard this before: Colors fade but dumb is forever. Next! [slams fabric conditioner on the table]
Quote from Dick
Dick: Morning, Mary. Ah, I had a great time last night, didn't you?
Mary: No. Dick, I cannot do that again.
Dick: Oh, you're right. Next time, maybe we should all just stay home and have game night.
Mary: No. No offense, but I cannot spend another evening playing Chutes and Ladders with Sally, Tommy, and Harry.
Dick: What about Kerplunk?
Mary: No, Dick. We need to socialize with other people.
Dick: Right. What about Hungry, Hungry Hippos?