Mary: What the hell just happened here?
Dick: Mary, there's something I haven't told you about those two.
Mary: What?
Dick: They don't- They don't- I don't like them.
Mary: Why?
Dick: They're tedious and pretentious and completely self-absorbed. Mary, our time together is too precious to waste with people like that.
Mary: They were getting a little dull. I found myself doing all the talking.
Dick: I could listen to you all day.
Mary: So, anyway, the trip through wine country. I was with my friend Charlotte. And we...
Dick: Didn't you forget the part about the train ride?
Mary: Yeah. Have I told this already?
Dick: No.
Mary: So, anyway, Charlotte's French...
Both: wasn't very good. And I, of course, had just come back from the Sorbonne so we're sitting at this table, and a man approaches the table wearing the most humongous collar...