Harry Quote #118
Quote from Harry in Father Knows Dick
Harry: It was the most amazing journey.
Tommy: What do you mean?
Harry: Well, I was leaving the colonel after picking up chicken.
Tommy: Wait. Why a chicken?
Harry: Long story short, I have no idea. So, I was on my way to the big race, and a paper bag blew across the road. I was afraid it was full of bunnies, so I swerved.
And right as the car was flying into the ditch, my whole life flashed before my eyes.
Dick: Harry, I don't mean to be insensitive, but what's your point?
Harry: Well, all I could think was, "I have a rage to live." And then the car landed, and I said, "Hey, world, I'm alive! And these pants are washable."
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‘Father Knows Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermal dynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!