Quote from Tommy in Father Knows Dick
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs] Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us? Dick: Not yet. Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does? Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space. Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?