Harry: It was the most amazing journey.
Tommy: What do you mean?
Harry: Well, I was leaving the colonel after picking up chicken.
Tommy: Wait. Why a chicken?
Harry: Long story short, I have no idea. So, I was on my way to the big race, and a paper bag blew across the road. I was afraid it was full of bunnies, so I swerved.
And right as the car was flying into the ditch, my whole life flashed before my eyes.
Dick: Harry, I don't mean to be insensitive, but what's your point?
Harry: Well, all I could think was, "I have a rage to live." And then the car landed, and I said, "Hey, world, I'm alive! And these pants are washable."