Sally Quote #89
Quote from Sally in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Sally: So, Don, when are you going to torture him?
Don: No, no, he still has to go to trial.
Sally: So then you'll torture him at the trial?
Don: We don't work that way. Everyone has equal rights. That's the law.
Sally: Oh, Don, I thought I knew you, but we come from different worlds.
Don: No, we don't.
Sally: You come from a place filled with laws and rights and fair trials. I come from a place where the wind blows cold and the only thing you can count on is that you can't count on anything.
Don: You're from Chicago?
Sally: Good-bye, Don. It's too bad. We could've been great.
Don: Sally, you've got me all wrong. Uh, they brought me up on brutality charges. There's a video!
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‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.