Sally Quote #85
Quote from Sally in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Dick: This seems a bit extreme, Lieutenant.
Sally: With all due respect, High Commander, butt out. Security's my domain. I'll take the blame for the radio.
Dick: Oh, please.
Sally: No, no, no. I should have been guarding the rambler instead of shopping for loofahs.
Dick: You're overreacting.
Sally: Dick, I have been telling you this planet is in a bad neighborhood.
Dick: [sighs] We have been on far worse planets than this, inhabited by creatures with far worse breath. I mean, at least we're on a planet that's governed by laws. You're too distrustful of humans.
Sally: It's just those two little eyes right in the middle of their head makes 'em all look like they're up to something.
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Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.