Dick Quote #212
Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Dick: The strengths of the refracted light varies in accordance with its velocity as measured in light years per second.
Leon: Uh, Dr. Solomon.
Dick: What is it, Leon?
Leon: Why are you writing like that?
Dick: Because we live in world where, as soon as you turn around, someone is waiting to stab you in the back and steal your wallet.
Caryn: Dr. Solomon, you have to have more faith in people. You know, I think that deep down there's a basic decency-
Dick: Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Your chirpy optimism has no place in reality. Guess what. Santa Claus is dead! Beaten senseless for his shiny black boots! And his reindeer don't give a damn!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.