Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Dick: The strengths of the refracted light varies in accordance with its velocity as measured in light years per second. Leon: Uh, Dr. Solomon. Dick: What is it, Leon? Leon: Why are you writing like that? Dick: Because we live in world where, as soon as you turn around, someone is waiting to stab you in the back and steal your wallet. Caryn: Dr. Solomon, you have to have more faith in people. You know, I think that deep down there's a basic decency- Dick: Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Your chirpy optimism has no place in reality. Guess what. Santa Claus is dead! Beaten senseless for his shiny black boots! And his reindeer don't give a damn!