Dick Quote #1135
Quote from Dick in Alien Hunter
Charlotte Everly: Dialing the phone with your nose. A classic alien maneuver. Once I'm done with you, everyone will know the truth. Go on, admit it. You're aliens!
Dick: No!
Charlotte Everly: Oh, well, maybe I'm just wasting my time with you, then. Maybe I'll just go down there to the basement and crack open that big blonde's head.
Dick: Uh- No, no, no! Wait! All right, I admit it. I'm an alien.
Charlotte Everly: I knew it.
Dick: But I'm the only one. The other three are innocent bystanders. Do what you will with me! Which I hope is a severe scolding. But spare them!
Charlotte Everly: I don't think so.
Dick: Why are you doing this? We come in peace! We mean you no harm.
Charlotte Everly: No harm? I'm well aware of what your kind does. Harvesting eggs for your slave race, sucking the life from the innocent, probing the butt of the poor American farmer!
Dick: We never do any of that. Well, there was this one farmer near Akron, you know... but he was asking for it!
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Quote from Harry
Don: Well, I gotta go. See you, Sally. Tommy, Dick, Harry. You know, I- I just noticed that you're Tom, Dick, and Harry.
Harry: So?
Don: So Tom, Dick, and Harry. You know, like "every Tom, Dick, and Harry."
Tommy: Well... that doesn't mean that it's a calculated attempt on our part to seem average.
Harry: Yeah. I mean, we just picked names at random when we got here. [Dick and Sally slap Harry] I mean when we landed. [Dick and Sally slap Harry again] Bye, Don.
Don: Bye.
Tommy: Well, that was close.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Wow. I haven't been drugged and tied up like this since Valentine's Day.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Come along, Charlotte. As to greatness, I find that some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some thrust their greatness upon others.