Dick Quote #151

Quote from Dick in Angry Dick

Dick: It's a perfect night for observing. It's warm, dark. The air is crystal clear.
Harry: Okay, they're in bed. [all strap on binoculars]
Dick: You know, I'm not satisfied watching the Mullers from afar. This isn't what humans do. Humans don't just observe each other. They interact. We should make contact with them.
Harry: Ohh! Here's something different.
Sally: You know, without their clothes, they seem kind of...
Dick: Gelatinous?
Sally: Yeah.
Harry: What is he looking for?
Dick: I'm not sure yet. Wait. Wait! Yes, this is it. I believe they're going to mate.
All: Aw!
Dick: Tommy, pay attention.
Tommy: Why? This is like sweating to the oldies without music.
Dick: This is important. Sex is how humans enrich their relationships and reaffirm the commitment they've made to each other. It's the most sacred, intimate part-
Sally: They're done.
Dick: What? Already? Thank you very much!

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 ‘Angry Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Dick: Pseudofamily.
Tommy: Where have you been?
Dick: I have been in Frank Muller's garage. We bragged, we laughed, we tinkered. He let me touch his stuff. It feels good to be around Frank. It fills an empty space I've been feeling right here. I think it's because we're friends.
Harry: [sings] So no one told you it was gonna be this way. [all clap]

Quote from Dick

Dick: It seems that some of the subtler principles of electron motion were beyond everyone's grasp. [all groan] Be thankful it's just a grade. In most places, this kind of performance gets you a spanking that still burns when you're blown out the airlock.
Leon: Dr. Solomon, are you at least going to grade us on a curve?
Dick: Of course not. I grade on a transient loop.
Leon: What?
Dick: It's very simple. Your expected score is located here, the parameters of your actual performance are here, here and here, driving the expectation versus performance data into the last three loops, two of which can't be seen because, of course, they're factored only in time.
Caryn: So is my "A" still an "A"?
Dick: Oh, Caryn. No.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Who is that smoldering beauty with the fiery eyes?
Mrs. Dubcek: Katie Couric.
Harry: Katie Couric. It sounds like something beautiful stuck in your throat.