Sally Quote #653
Quote from Sally in The Art of Dick
Tommy: What's that smell?
Sally: I'm making blueberry muffins.
Dick: Smells like they're done.
Sally: No, the timer didn't go off.
Dick: Yes, but Lieutenant-
Sally: Dick, I have incinerated entire armies. I think I can handle an oven.
Tommy: Oh, I'm glad to hear you say that 'cause I kind of signed you up for a bake sale.
Sally: What's a bake sale?
Tommy: Oh, it's just an attempt to revive a failing educational system through parental involvement.
Sally: A fine cause. I'm there.
Tommy: You know, I really think you should check on those muffins.
Sally: The box said 15 minutes. You don't argue with the box.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘The Art of Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Tommy
Dick: Tommy, do you ever doodle?
Tommy: Why? Was I in the bathroom too long?
Dick: I-- I can't doodle.
Tommy: Well, Dick, you're kind of old.
Dick: Old? Picasso doodled on tablecloths late into his 60s.
Tommy: That's disgusting.
Dick: I know. I just can't draw.
Tommy: Oh, doodling! Oh.
Quote from Dick
Dick: It's inexplicable. I, who bestride this world like an intellectual colossus. I, who make lesser men quiver in awe of my cranial prowess. I, who... I've forgotten my point.
Quote from Harry
Dick: What have you got there, Harry?
Harry: Well, yesterday I was exploring the park, and I found this stone. Look at it. It's been worn to a perfect sphere by the elements and dimpled by time.
Sally: Harry, that's a golf ball.