Dick Quote #890
Quote from Dick in Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
Dick: [to a chimpanzee] Ah. So you're the little menace who keeps leaving your tricycle in my driveway. Next time, you're not getting it back. Ah, it's not your fault. You've got lousy parents.
Harry: Ah, I should have known they would have brought in the big guns. Mr. Tip-Tip, could you give us a moment alone? Maybe you could go get a mint. Look, Dick, you can just save your breath, okay? I can't answer the Big Giant Head. 'Cause if I do, then he'll stop contacting me. And then my act is over. I'm finished. No, I'm lookin' out for me.
Dick: Who are you?
Harry: Oh, don't give me that! Come on. I'm just the same guy I always was, only smarter.
Dick: I don't know who you are.
Harry: Why, because I'm living for myself for a change?
Dick: Who the hell are you?!
Harry: You want to know who I am? I'll tell ya who I am! I don't know anymore, Dick! I don't know!
Dick: Now you're hurting me.
Harry: I know. I've been selfish. What have I been thinkin'? [Hargo show music plays] Pardon me, Dick, but I've got a show to do.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Tommy: How's Dick?
Sally: Oh, not so good. I thought he could use some fresh air, so I sent him down to the old town road to pick up strawberries. [Dick returns] Wow. You're back quick.
Dick: [as Henry Fonda] You want to know why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our driveway, and I couldn't remember which way to go. I went into our backyard, and nothing looked familiar to me. Not one damn tree. Scared me half to death.
Sally: Snap out of it, ya old poop!
Quote from Mary
Mary: Why do we put up with 'em? Well, I know why you do, Don. I mean, how often does a super model fall into your lap? You won the lottery. No offense.
Don: No. None taken. [chuckles] But you've got to admit, you've got lucky, too.
Mary: Excuse me?
Don: Come on, admit it. You're a lonely schoolmarm in a one-horse town, when along comes a crazy cowpoke sniffin' around your petticoat.
Mary: Did Dick tell you about our Gunsmoke game?
Don: No.
Mary: We don't have one.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Why don't we just grab him?
Sally: Good idea, bonehead! Then we create even more of a scene.
Tommy: I'm sorry!
Harry: [to crowd] We visited your tiny little planet thousands of years ago and built the towering pyramids!
Tommy: What?! We didn't build the pyramids. We killed the dinosaurs.
Sally: We killed the dinosaurs?
Tommy: Didn't we?
Sally: Oh, whatever.