Sally Quote #29
Quote from Sally in Dick, Smoker
Sally: What do you mean, my car is not ready? You promised it by Friday. Today's Friday.
Mechanic: [to Harry and Tommy] The carburetor's a rebuild, that takes extra time.
Sally: I'm over here.
Mechanic: On the plus side, your tranny's in really good shape.
Harry: Ah, good news.
Sally: Excuse me, this is my car.
Harry: She's right. I just stand here and nod.
Mechanic: [chuckles] Well, you gotta humor 'em. This redhead came in last week. [Sally picks up the mechanic's pliers and walks over to him] I think she was driving a sunbird. She opened that hood--
[The mechanic falls silent as Sally clenches the pliers]
Sally: Hello. I'd like my car ready in a half hour. I don't want a 200% mark-up on parts. And I'd like it washed. Thank you. Do you hear that, High Commander? [walks away]
Harry: Sally?
Sally: Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. [removes the pliers]
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‘Dick, Smoker’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Sally: Oh, I'm ready to take responsibility. Believe me, I can handle responsibility. No problem. Tommy, I'm hereby placing you under house arrest.
Ms. Koppel: Well, I just thought counseling-
Sally: Your rations will be cut in half. You will report to calisthenics at 0500, sharp.
Tommy: Could I be placed in a foster home or something?
Sally: I'm his mother. I'll handle him.
Ms. Koppel: I thought you were his sister.
Sally: Sister, mother, whatever.
Tommy: I think you're actually my aunt.
Harry: In our family, it's kind of hard to tell.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, what are we supposed to do? Dick is always here.
Sally: Wait a minute. Of course. This is a test.
Tommy: What?
Harry: For the next 60 seconds, she's going to emit a high-pitched tone.
Quote from Dick
Nina: What do you think you're doing?
Dick: Smoking.
Nina: Please don't smoke in front of me. I just quit a year ago.
Dick: Oh, you poor, misguided girl. Don't you miss it? The first cool drag in the morning, a relaxing smoke on the roof on a warm summer night. And if I ever have sex, I think I'm going to smoke afterwards.
Nina: Have you ever read the warning on the side of the pack?
Dick: Well, I'm not a fetus.
Nina: Those things will take 10 years off your life.
Dick: Yes, but that's off the end of your life, and those years are crappy anyway.
Nina: Well, there happens to be a policy here. Cigarettes are only allowed in university-sanctioned smoking zones. Take it outside.
Dick: All right, if you're going to be a big fetus about it.