Tommy Quote #9
Quote from Tommy in Dick's First Birthday
Coach: Now that you boys are going through the road to manhood, I'm sure many of you have noticed certain feelings. [Tommy raises his hand] What is it, Solomon?
Tommy: What kind of feelings?
Coach: You know what kind of feelings.
Tommy: No, I don't.
Coach: You'll know 'em when you get 'em, hmm? Now, they're perfectly normal. For god's sake, don't act on 'em.
Tommy: Uh, sorry, you're losing me.
Coach: You play sports, you focus on your schoolwork, and when you take a shower, you wash your hair and get the hell out of there.
Tommy: Oh, you're talking about sex!
Coach: Yes.
Tommy: Great! Great. Tell me exactly how it's done.
Coach: Well, you're men. And your male and your female, they have these certain parts that are, uh... How do you call, uh? Complementary to each other. These parts come into play and that's how we all were born.
Tommy: Now, I'm sorry, but can we get somebody who's actually had sex to teach this class?
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‘Dick's First Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: I'm done. How do I look?
[Dick removes the hair cap to revealed his freshly-dyed jet black hair]
Sally: Um, Dick, um... Okay, if somebody were helping you with an experiment and things went awry and you became horribly disfigured, you wouldn't hold it against them, now would you?
Dick: Why? What happened?
Sally: Nothing. Destroy all the mirrors now!
Dick: No, no! I've got to see! [holds up a hand mirror] Oh, my God! I'm gorgeous!
Quote from Sally
Dick: These women, they're all vibrant, healthy, strong, young. They're just like Sally.
Sally: You know, I've been thinking about this. Every time I turn on the TV or open a magazine, I see people like me. All the ads are aimed at me. I am what counts.
Dick: I think you're full of something, Lieutenant.
Sally: No, no, no, no. If I don't watch a TV show, it's canceled. I don't like a soft drink, history. If I don't like a certain feminine product with wings, they'll make one with a propeller. I am the target demographic. Face it, Dick. I'm young, hot and all-powerful.
Harry: You just said yes to you.
Quote from Sally
[Tommy and Sally are nervously stood in the kitchen looking at a bowl of Jell-O]
Tommy: Now, you say Mrs. Dubcek brought it to us?
Sally: Uh-huh. What do you think it wants?
Tommy: What is it trying to tell us?
Sally: The thing that scares me the most are the little oranges in its stomach.