Quote from Dick in Dick's First Birthday
Dick: I'm done. How do I look? [Dick removes the hair cap to revealed his freshly-dyed jet black hair] Sally: Um, Dick, um... Okay, if somebody were helping you with an experiment and things went awry and you became horribly disfigured, you wouldn't hold it against them, now would you? Dick: Why? What happened? Sally: Nothing. Destroy all the mirrors now! Dick: No, no! I've got to see! [holds up a hand mirror] Oh, my God! I'm gorgeous!