Dick Quote #36
Quote from Dick in Post-Nasal Dick
Dick: I have to tell you something. I don't know how much time I have left, so listen closely. If you wake up in the morning and find a quivering purple mass wearing my watch, don't touch it.
Mary: I won't. [finds cough syrup] Did you drink this entire bottle?
Dick: I have to tell you this.
Mary: No, you have to lie down.
Dick: I come from a different world.
Mary: And this is news?
Dick: You don't understand. I'm an alien from another planet. I'm telling you this because... I love you. [closes eyes]
Mary: Whatever you say. So much trouble, but you are sweet.
Dick: I know.
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‘Post-Nasal Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Sally: [sneezes] Wow!
Dick: What was that?
Sally: I don't know, but I want another one. [sneezes] [groans] Oh!
Harry: [sneezes] Ooh!
Sally: Was it as good for you as it was for me? [Harry smiles]
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien, and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind, and she's got that big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally: What tipped the scales?
Tommy: She let me.
Dick: Well, what happened next?
Tommy: Well, I don't know what came over me, but they were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them.
Dick: And then what?
Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" And that just... basically killed the mood.
Quote from Dick
Dick: "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." I'm not reading 378 pages if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence.