Dick Quote #776
Quote from Dick in Auto Erodicka
Dick: I've learned a lot over the past few days, Bug, and I just want to say that I'm sorry for what I said about your mother. Also, I feel it only fair to give you the grade you deserve, which, as you probably know, is an "F."
Bug: Oh! Oh, first you and my mom, and now you're giving me an "F"? Oh, man. Oh, man!
Mr. Polone: Bug!
Bug: Dad. Frankie. Paulie.
Mr. Polone: Is this the illustrious Dr. Solomon?
Dick: Yes, that's me. And you are?
Mr. Polone: So angry!
Bug: Dad.
Mr. Polone: Shut up, son. I mean that in the most caring way.
Dick: I'm glad you're here, Mr. Palone. I was just telling bug how concerned I was about your ex-wife's lurid sexcapades.
Mr. Polone: Will you please stop talking about that? You'd think this was the first woman you ever had.
Dick: Well, not to brag, but actually, it's my second.
Mr. Polone: Oh, a ladies' man.
Frank: Big shot.
Paulie: Smooth talker.
Mr. Polone: You should be ashamed of yourself!
Dick: No, no, no. Hold on. I'm just trying to set my house in order. Now, granted, having sex with her in my car is fun-
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‘Auto Erodicka’ Quotes
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Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.
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Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?
Quote from Sally
Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.